mosellegreen:

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.

the-listening:

metalhearted:

today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

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sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(Source: pearents)

youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

I thought that when i started the books when i was like 9

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly